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Discover the fundamentals of the iconic tassel twirl in this fun technique-focused class. Whether you’re brand new or brushing up your skills, you’ll learn everything you need to get those tassels spinning with confidence and style.  

Sherry Bomb will share her tips on choosing the perfect pasties and tassels for maximum rotation, including sizing, weight, materials, and adhesive options. From there, you’ll learn the foundational movements, posture, and momentum that create clean, consistent spins to mesmerize any audience and make your tassel work uniquely you.

Students can bring their own pasties (tassels with swivels are best). There will also be pasties provided for students to borrow.

What to Bring: Pasties with swivel tassels, pasties will also be provided for the class

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Take your throne, and get ready to tease! This chair-based burlesque fusion class blends accessible chair dance technique while exploring expressive performance and playful tease.  Students will build skills in balance, shapes, transitions, and technical chair control. A guided warm-up and targeted drills break down movement mechanics step-by-step, ensuring options and progressions for a range of experience levels.

With guidance from Kitty McSparkles extensive acro-chair experience, students will apply their skills with choreography that emphasizes musicality, stage presence, and intentional tease. With a focus on safety and performance quality, students will leave with stronger chair fundamentals and the confidence to command their throne with control and flair.

What to Bring: Form-fitting clothing or leggings that support safe chair work. Layers are also recommended for optional reveals. Knee pads are recommended for comfort during transitions. Dance heels are optional (choose footwear you feel stable moving in.)

DOORS 7:00pm  •  18+ / Bar with ID

Tickets on sale now:  https://tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/462161
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Are you tired of the ISP overlords and the oligarchs lining their pockets having unlimited access to YOUR data and whereabouts, while you can’t so much as type “8008” without ending up on a watchlist?

WE SURE AS H4LL ARE.

In a dystopian (yet painfully familiar) world where bodies are policed, words are filtered, and expression is constantly under review, how do we cope? By making weird, aggressive, and provocative art! Art designed to trigger the censorship algorithms and make Big Brother himself blush.

Join us for Error 404, an evening of burlesque, drag, and theatrical performances inspired by the future (and present reality) of censorship. We’re breaking down firewalls and showcasing what they don’t want you to see. Access denied? Not anymore.

Featuring provocative and downright profane performances by:
Aya
Cherry Sinatra
Dev Alfather
Lilith Allure
Lilith Azazel
MK Ultra
Munster Mash
Mx Lady LaShell, Luci LaShell, Clementine Haze, & Venus Fur
Sleaze McQueen
Zenyth

Hosted by Lady Lola LeStrange

We’ll be hijacking the signal at The Stage Austin for TWO nights (May 29th & 30th)

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM | 18+

-GA, Seated, Preferred Seating, and VIP tickets available
-Free parking on site
-Full bar
-Concessions (including non-alcoholic beverages by Tejas Tonics and show-themed baked goods by Clementine Bakes)
-Vendors (info coming soon)

No amount of content filters will protect you from these vulgarities of the human condition.

“In the surveillance state, we are all cam girls.”

DOORS 7:00pm  •  18+ / Bar with ID

Tickets on sale now:  https://tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/462161
The content you are trying to access has been removed, redacted, or deemed inappropriate for public viewing. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.

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Or don’t.

Are you tired of the ISP overlords and the oligarchs lining their pockets having unlimited access to YOUR data and whereabouts, while you can’t so much as type “8008” without ending up on a watchlist?

WE SURE AS H4LL ARE.

In a dystopian (yet painfully familiar) world where bodies are policed, words are filtered, and expression is constantly under review, how do we cope? By making weird, aggressive, and provocative art! Art designed to trigger the censorship algorithms and make Big Brother himself blush.

Join us for Error 404, an evening of burlesque, drag, and theatrical performances inspired by the future (and present reality) of censorship. We’re breaking down firewalls and showcasing what they don’t want you to see. Access denied? Not anymore.

Featuring provocative and downright profane performances by: 

Goodie Le'Ray & Eevee Velour

Lilith Allure 

Lilith Azazel 

MK Ultra 

Munster Mash 

Mx Lady LaShell, Luci LaShell, Clementine Haze, & Venus Fur 

Phoenyx Fyre 

Siren

Sleaze McQueen

Zenyth

Hosted by Lady Lola LeStrange

We’ll be hijacking the signal at The Stage Austin for TWO nights (May 29th & 30th)

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM | 18+

-GA, Seated, Preferred Seating, and VIP tickets available
-Free parking on site
-Full bar
-Concessions (including non-alcoholic beverages by Tejas Tonics and show-themed baked goods by Clementine Bakes)
-Vendors (info coming soon)

No amount of content filters will protect you from these vulgarities of the human condition.

“In the surveillance state, we are all cam girls.”